Why is this so complicated, Microsoft? EVERY other mail service, including your very own webmail, has a "select all" option. Why would you remove it from the Windows 10 Mail app? So ridiculously annoying. FIX IT NOW!!!!!

I don't want to use the "Ctrl A" workaround, soooo:

I COMMAND YOU TO FIX IT. NOW.

Good doggy. Here's a biscuit.