I made an account for my mom and didnt want to give out her real birthday so I picked 2000. Apparently, that subjects the account to child protection and whatnot.

Im not going to bother verifying anything, so I'd like know a way to close it without going through of aforementioned verifications. I've looked into the 3 methods already and frankly it's freaking potato.

Dont reply with some generic copy/paste verification instructions, I dont need them (I will report you for being a potato). I just want the account closed because no one is going to use it and it'd just be a waste of the email address.


Cheers,
James