Hotmail sucks

So I'am trying to log into my hotmail account and I'am getting a "problem" message that says something like: We are unable to snyc your email to your mobile device. You may experience problems. So I'am like. **** you, you stupid **** **** email service. I would never synchronize my email address with a mobile device. **** you for even thinking about it. And **** you for even mentioning it to me. You stupid dumbass punks. What device did you try to snyc my account with, yours? Or some device I don't know about? NOOOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPPP I don't want my email synced with some device. You people should **** just stop everything and email me and tell me what the **** is wrong with you people. And what the **** happened to hotmail. Is it called Outlook.com now? I always hated that name.